I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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