But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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