gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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