very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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