he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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