would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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