my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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