pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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