Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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