Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.

(503): View more from Oregon

Cooked or uncooked?

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(626): View more from California

You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.

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(404): View more from Georgia

you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?

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(613): View more from Ontario

there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.

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Hey did where's my bong?

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In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right

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Should I bother to ask?

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(858): View more from California

Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone

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(443): View more from Maryland

OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER

(443): View more from Maryland

Still got in the car though

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