I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize