I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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