ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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