making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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