she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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