i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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