I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Found the puke drawer
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
