Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I AM VODKA MAN
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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