The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize