that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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