...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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