Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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