He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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