I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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