i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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