i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You took a bar mat shot.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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