she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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