I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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