Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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