he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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