So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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