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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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