Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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