So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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