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(631): View more from New York

i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick

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(314): View more from Missouri

i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...

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FUCK YOU.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.

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(979): View more from Texas

Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour

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(863): View more from Florida

Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Ladies don't puke and tell

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.

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