Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Are we still banned from the library?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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