I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
