What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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