you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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