Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i black out too much to be "responsible"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
