I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
where does the pee come out of this thing
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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