He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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