Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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