I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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