hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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