youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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