Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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