Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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