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The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.

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(860): The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't. http://tfl.nu/pwvs

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Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.

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(240): Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates. http://tfl.nu/bvcb

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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall

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(904): i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall http://tfl.nu/fpdq

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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success

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(978): Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success http://tfl.nu/y2pz

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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.

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(832): Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face. http://tfl.nu/c54m

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(714): View more from California

You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.

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(714): You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works. http://tfl.nu/2moz

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(410): View more from Maryland

I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old

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(410): I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old http://tfl.nu/pmig

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(407): View more from Florida

I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.

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(407): I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom. http://tfl.nu/s7cn

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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer

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(315): I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer http://tfl.nu/lerj

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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.

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(215): There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her. http://tfl.nu/lhzd

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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.

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PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.

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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.

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(715): I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT. (1-715): PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING. (1-715): I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little. http://tfl.nu/04tj

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(406): View more from Montana

its 2pm. u awake yet?

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ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.

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(406): its 2pm. u awake yet? (1-406): ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face. http://tfl.nu/0qbj

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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.

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(229): I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it. http://tfl.nu/6699

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.

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(870): I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college. http://tfl.nu/y415

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(636): View more from Missouri

I'm the Oprah of jello shots

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(636): I'm the Oprah of jello shots http://tfl.nu/kh66

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