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• (517): View more from Michigan

  areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!

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  you srsly need to quit going to that bar

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.

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• (714): View more from California

  Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.

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  The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals

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  Are you high and at a petting zoo again?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....

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  19 People Confess The Worst Things They Have Been Accused Of

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"

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• (310): View more from California

  Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before

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• (716): View more from New York

  HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?

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  By the way, you're banned for life.

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