your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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