He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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