I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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