D3 body, D1 cock
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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