are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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