i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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