if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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