Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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