I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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